The mother of all days...

Today i had the mother of all the history test, but i think i did fine. Today was a weird day, first, one of my friends from EDSA called me in the morning because they needed my help for something, why weird? because they never ask for my help. Second, when we were filling the tank in the gas station at 8:30 am, there was 18-19 year old with a 30 something man who was her lover and they were having beers so early in the morning. Gotta admit that the situation was both sad and pathetic, that man could have been her father. Third, we went to Burger King to have some breakfast and there were some guys having whopers for breakfast, and the cashier asked us like 7 times if the croisandwich was with ham when we clearly told her 7 times that it was with bacon. Then when i got to campus, the proffessor was totally comprehensive when i couldn't make it to class, after that i went to the library looking for silence to study for my test, and the library was like a public park, women make noises with their heels, people talking with their cell phones, people talking in groups all around, as if they were in the library just for the air conditioner.Then i decided to have lunch in the cafeteria and the food was actually good! That's new one. The spanish professor actually said relevant things today, something that she never had done since the semester started. Add to that that my mom called me to tell me that the wedding dresses had to be changed and that my dad did not argued to give me money and we have the formula to the weirdest day ever.
Analisis of:
Situation #1: maybe there was nobody else available.
Situation #2: morality and values are going down the toilet
Situation #3: young people rarely eat healthy, they don't care because they think youth is forever
Situation #4: That cashier was really dumb!!!!!
Situation #5: Haydock had his "morning coffee" before going to class
Situation #6: People just haves no respect for rules, or personal space anymore.
Situation #7: That was just pure luck!!
Situation #8: The professor is finally realizing that at least 50% of the class will have a grade o C average because of her "teaching style"
Situation#9: My mom can solve anything without my help.
Situation #10: My dad is getting old.
So there you go, ten plagues, ten scientific explanations.
I rest my case, but still, the day was weird.